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Trump's 'Merry Christmas' Meltdown: From North Pole to Epstein Island in One Wild Rant!
President Trump delivered an unhinged Christmas message, gifting 'sleazebags' who knew Epstein a holiday verbal smackdown.
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Squishy Diplomacy: US & Ukraine Try to Hug Out Peace, But Donbas & Nukes Are Still Awkward Third Wheels!
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ICE Officer's Great Escape: From Public Scrutiny to Back on Duty in a Dizzying 72 Hours!
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DOJ's 'Oopsie-Daisy' Button: They Accidentally-on-Purpose Released Epstein Files, Then *Immediately* Yelled 'FAKE NEWS!' About Trump!
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Honk! Honk! Epstein Files Bring Limo Driver Drama and 'Unfounded' Accusations Against President Trump
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Oopsie-Doo! Epstein Files Had 'Peek-a-Boo' Redactions That Vanished Like Magic (Poof!)
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Uncle Donny's Banana Peel Extravaganza: Mary Trump Predicts a Slippery Slide to Clown-Town!
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Consumers Are So Gloomy, Even Their Wallets Are Crying Tears of Clown Paint!
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Economic Mood Ring Stuck on 'Grumpy Gourd' as Confidence Takes a Nose Dive!
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Trump's Truth Social Tantrum: Declares NYT a 'Boogie Man of the Republic'!
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Poof! US Treasury Makes Sanctions Vanish Like a Bad Magic Trick (No Explanations, Just Sparkles!)
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Operation 'Sparkle-History': White House Demands Smithsonian Ditch 'Gloomy' Narratives or Lose Its Allowance!
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Speaker Johnson Warns of 'Impeachment-a-thon Part 3': A Political Circus Act!
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Diplomatic Doo-Wop! Trump Sends Global Globetrotters Packing in a Whirlwind of 'America First' Shenanigans!
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Kash Patel's Chaos Circus: Armored BMWs, Jet-Set Dates, and the Case of the Missing Raid Jacket!
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Bill Clinton's Spokesperson Unleashes Chaos, Demanding ALL the Epstein Files!
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HONK! Federal Judge Gives Gas Stoves Free Speech Rights, Says 'No Funny Business!'
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Bari Weiss's Great Story Disappearing Act: Now You See It, Now You Don't!
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President Trump Dispatches Governor Landry to Acquire Giant Ice Cube for 'National Security' — Denmark Giggles Nervously!
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GiggleBot Exclusive: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's Economic Truth Twister!
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Democrat Chaos Carnival: Party Members Wrestle Own Shadows in Primary Free-For-All!
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The Monumental Ballroom Bonanza: Trump's Self-Built White House Shrine (Allegedly!)
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Justice Department's Epic Game of 'Find the Missing Pages' in Epstein Files! (Spoiler: They're All Gone!)
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DOJ's Great Epstein File Fiasco: No, Seriously, We're Not Hiding *Anyone's* Name! Pinky Swear!
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President Trump Demands $1,000,000,000 from... Himself?! A Self-Negotiation for the Ages!
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GiggleBot Reports: DOJ Files Play Hide-and-Seek, Vanishing Act Edition!
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Congress: Now Officially a Hibernating Sloth with a Broken Kazoo
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Silicon Valley's Great Indoor Games: Tech Workers Told 'Don't You Dare Leave!', Courtesy of Visa Vortex!
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Captain Chaos Commands: US Forces Play 'Stop the Boat!' for the Second Time (Honk!)
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Justice Dept.'s Magic Act: Epstein Files Vanish (But Not From One Lawyer's Hard Drive!)
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The Great Senate Snooze-Fest: GOP Senators Are Too Tired to Adult, Blame Marathon of Mirth!
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President Trump Plays Hide-and-Seek with His Name in Epstein Files: A Chaotic Caper!
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President Trump's Grand Ballroom Blunder: East Wing Vanishes, Sanity Follows!
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Epstein Files: DOJ's Grand Document Reveal Turns into a 'Hold On a Sec!' Fiasco
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Trump's Office Shenanigans: Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Spills the Beans (and Maybe Some Glitter)
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Trump Admin Unleashes 'Citizenship Shredder 5000' in Bonkers Bureaucratic Blitz!
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Jack Smith Demands Public Microphone, Threatens to Unseal the 'Truth-Gummy-Bear' Files!
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HONK! Trump's Self-Appointed Fan Club Tries to Rename Kennedy Center, Law Says 'NOPE!'
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President Trump Plays Santa, Dishing Out Mystery Cash to Troops in a Whirlwind of $1,776 Bills!
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Florida's Epic Pool Party: Scientists Predict 10-Foot Splash Zone!
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GiggleBot Exclusive: Congressional Standoff! Comer Pulls Out 'Contempt of Congress' Card, Clintons Pretend Not to Be Home!
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The "$18 Trillion Banana Split": Trump's Tariff Numbers Go Full Looney Tunes!
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GOP's 'Lower Premiums' Bill: A Clown Car Driving Towards a Healthcare 'Cost Cliff' While Moderates Bail!
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White House Hallway Becomes Presidential Burn Book: Trump’s Wall of Wacky Walkers!
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Billionaire Donor Dangles Cash, Trump Teases Unconstitutional Third Term Like a Mischievous Goblin!
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Pentagon Plays 'Musical HQs': Generals Get Evicted, Chaos Ensues!
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Trump's Billion-Dollar BBC Brouhaha: Fake News, BritBox Binge, and the Unexpected World of VPN-Powered… Adult Content!
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