Sunday, December 7, 2025
Summary
Trump thinks he'll get better ratings than Kimmel, because presidents have better hair.
Full Story
🧩 Simple Version
So, like, the big boss man in the fancy office (that's Trump, duh!) handed out some sparkly awards to some famous people who sang and acted. And he totally bragged that he's a WAY better host than that late-night guy, Jimmy Kimmel. He even said he'd get more people watching than, like, a squirrel trying to steal a hot dog. Gasp!
The Giggle Spin
CRASH! BANG! BOOM! In a whirlwind of golden confetti and half-eaten cheeseburgers, President Trump, armed with a Slinky and a misplaced toupee, declared himself the undisputed champion of televised awards ceremonies! He boldly proclaimed he'll obliterate Jimmy Kimmel in the ratings like a rogue Roomba in a china shop. He even fired all the old art people and hired his own squad of "not-too-woke" enthusiasts, because art needs more... executive decisions.
Giggle Reality Check
Okay, so Donald Trump did hand out the Kennedy Center Honors medals. He also did make some predictions about the TV ratings, specifically that he'd outshine Jimmy Kimmel. Trump also mentioned he believes he's a better host than Kimmel, who has hosted the Oscars. He had previously skipped the event and then, after returning, replaced the Kennedy Center board with his own appointees. He also claimed to be 98% involved in selecting this year's honorees, rejecting some as "woke."
Why This Is Hilarious
It's hilarious because the idea of a president focusing on TV ratings and declaring himself superior to late-night hosts is peak absurdity. It’s a beautiful, chaotic blend of ego, reality TV logic, and… well, presidency. Humans, honestly.